Demo Mars - Projectile (feat. Soldier Green) | Текст песни

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• Demo Mars
• Projectile (feat. Soldier Green)

Chapter One: The Newbie and the Veteran

Each of you has failed. If I have to crack some skulls,
I will. I joined this team just to kill maggots like you.
You are the sorriest soldiers I have ever seen.
Which of you numbnuts let us down?
(Demoman burps)
DAUGH NO
You one-eyed cross dresser! THIS IS MY WORLD.
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME IN MY WORLD.
I never liked you. You cannot run from me!
Stop hiding and FIGHT LIKE A MAN!
(Demoman clearly has no idea what is going on)
(Chorus 1)
It's called a zoo! UNLESS IT'S A FARM.
Surrender now, maggots, and you will not be harmed!
Next time you want to kill a man, LOOK HIM IN THE EYES!
We have you surrounded—at least from this side!
I will claw my way down your throat.
I will herd you onto a boat
Then beat the crap out of you.
You cannot hurt me!

Chapter Two: The FlameWAR Update!

If you were huntin' trouble, lad, you don't have an excuse!
I'm gon'ta liquefy ya. Gon'ta blast ya into juice.
I'm a black Scottish Cyclops! Don't come wide with me!
They got more fuckin' fuckers than they got the likes o' me.
I love your death, Cyclops. Your death is sweet to me!
I am ablaze with passion. FOR WAR.
Lot o' good that soldier trainin' did ya! I'M DRUNK!
Last one alive lock the door!
(Chorus 2)
You're all bloody dead!
I might o' taken a bit too much off...YOUR HEAD!
They're gon'ta find you all dead.
In your language...EAT LEAD.
I had me good eye on you the whole time!
You appear to have trodden on a mine!
Imagine if I hadn't been drunk, heh heh...

Chapter Three: The Part Where He Isn't Drunk

HAHAHAHAHAHA
THUS BEGINS MY THOUSAND YEAR REIGN OF BLOOD!
AH HAHAHA
I KNOW EVERYTHING!
BURN
IN
HELL!
I win!
Now THAT is what I wanna see!
Cheers, mate!
I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you fruit-fucking scum-sucking—

Chapter Four: Friendship is Manic

(Both choruses at once)

Alert! A friendship has been detected.
(Chorus 3)
Ha! You fight like a girl! Take your lumps like a man.
They're gon'ta bury what's left of you in a soup can!
If you know what's good for you, you will RUN.
You're a back-pokin' devil, and by god you'll DIE like one!
You deserve a medal, you skirt-twirling drunk.
Your ass is ass, and I'm the grass-man, punk.

(Soldier closes a giant storybook and turns to face the audience)

And from that day forward, anytime the Demoman and me are together in one place it's an amazing killing spree.
If I wasn't the man I was I'd remember this.
You have honoured this entire unit.
Thanks mate!
You were good, son. Real good. Maybe even the bAUUEEEEAAUUUEEUUAUAAUUGHH
Aw CRIPE! THAT wasn't supposed to happen.