so mikey wakes up his taste buds want moms pancakes hes late for work its 8 but wait yesterday was his birthday he drank alittle too much had fun blew a few blunts so he decides to call in late for work and hell be in at lunch his boss said its fine wasnt mad at all mike was a great person he had it all charm charisma a man always standing tall even took a taxi home from all the alcohol he was responsible he made the impossible look possible he had the same job for 20 years at the same hospital todays the first day of spring hes lookin out his porch window he could hear the birds sing hes got a smile on his face takes a deep breathe and thats when the phone rings his mom in the hospital in critical condition he drops the phone and throws some clothes on i cant express how hes feeling he dashes to his car screamin god please help jumps in rides off n forgets to fasten his seatbelt hes flippin out screamin i gotta be dreamin shes too young to be leaving presses on the gas go ahead speed demon too much traffic so hes swirving into lanes he passed a red light time slows down thats when another car hits his side and mike goes down
crystal wakes up from a long night shes feeling alright, looks around only thing that shes missing is a love life as much as she puts up a front shes dying inside all smiles and cracks jokes but shes crying inside so back to the story at hand shes 23 looking for a glorious man did i mention she has a little boy but i think shes lost cuz the guys that she talks ta dont want nothing to do with her cuz of her child and so she falls into depression, awesome not cool, and now her attitude is nuts too like who are you dude? i dont trust you get outta my face you dick fuck you alotta anger pent up she used to have inner beauty now shes inner booty and barely shows an inner cutie she drinks herself to sleep after work who woulda thought that laughter hurts to her it kills her after every slirp tonight she thinks why the hell is she on this worthless earth so she decides to do something stupid she sneaks in her parents room and takes the gun so she could use it like teach her ex a lesson for being so abusive let me remind you shes been drinking like a psychotic abused chick headed to the door and her child is sitting on the couch looks at her and says momma wheres daddy i miss him ill be back honey ill be sure to kiss him (goodbye)