Dear me, How could I forget? Is it your time of month again? Just a manic episode Running through you like an electrode. No dent in your piggy bank, But you're too frugal to feel ashamed. Never even pay me back, You should just be happy that you have a nice six pack.
One, Two, Three, Four How long does the list go? You're no Prince Charming But you're better than nothing.
Wah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Better Than Nothing Oh-oh-oh-oh-woh-woh Yeah you're better than nothing, than nothing (X2)
(Rap) Buy me jack, drive me to drink You're a California girl always talk before you think Got me running in circles, impossible to please Got me eating Vegan you're obsessed with what you eat Getting manis and pedis to keep my nails clean So take a step back girl, I'll give you what you need. Just so you remember we can play together I'm a man not a boy so I never say never.
May I offer you a brush? Also you really should learn to flush. You dance like your granny did, And when you drive you drive like her husband. Trust me, you better believe I know about your every single tactic, tickity-tac. Like counting down the minutes before you can text me back.
Five, Six, Seven, Eight Just so you can get this straight You're no Prince Charming But you're better than nothing.
CHORUS
(Rap) Forget the text back, I'll write you a note Fifty two in a deck, I'm the only joke. Free pasta on Wednesdays, split us a coke. Hold your purse in public while you shop on the phone But you like the way I spit and the way that it flows My ego's pumped up and my bass down low Wear my favorite wife-beater and you still want more? So come here baby, you drive me crazy.
Wise man told me love is unfair, Wonder if he's even been there.. Call me crazy or deranged but You are just the same.