Sick and tired of hearin' All these ponies talk about What's the deal with this derp-horse And can we write her out?
She's totally offensive But hey now can't you see? There's differences in every pony So why ya hatin' on me?
Things go splatter... When I try to bake Or I raid the fridge at night Oops that shattered... I just dropped a glass My Bad! Poor eyesight! Noisy clatter I knocked the fridge down Why can't I get it right? Does it matter... I act like a fool But its brilliance in disguise!
Derp on now...
Did you ever herp the derp? Eat muffins till it hurt? Space and go berserk? Derp it till... Your body starts to jerk? Your vision gets all blurred? And your speech begins to slur?
Derp on now... So ditzy! DERP!
It's that derpy pop! Bubble-pop, I can't stop! You know I'm derpin up! So ditzy! DERP!
Now why you try to vilify That derpin' thing I do? I'm just goin' round cross-eyed Bewildered and confused!
You say that my existence Is an atrocity I can say that bout you Cause your just blind We're all a bit ditzy
Things go splatter... When I try to bake Or I raid the fridge at night Oops that shattered... I just dropped a glass My Bad! Poor eyesight! Noisy clatter I just knocked the fridge down Why can't I get it right? Does it matter... I act like a fool But its brilliance in disguise!
Derp on now...
Did you ever herp the derp? Eat muffins till it hurt? Space and go berserk? Derp it till... Your body starts to jerk? Your vision gets all blurred? And your speech begins to slur?
Derp on now! So ditzy! DERP!
Hahaha So you think you got it?
Did you ever herp the derp? Eat muffins till it hurt? Space and go berserk? Derp it till... Your body starts to jerk? Your vision gets all blurred? And your speech begins to slur?