[Nathan] What is a hero? Who am I? I'm a simple multi-platinum rockstar Living a simple multi-platinum life I don't know 'bout that crazy world Just driving this A-list mile I'm just a filthy rich economic power And all that I need, I buy
Oh, how can I be a hero When I'm just a krillionare? There ain't no groupie blowjob That can help me to prepare How can I be a hero When I'm just a man that is larger than life? I'm just a tiny little minuscule superstar trying to get by
[Pickles] Maybe if we threw this life away We could learn to live a different way
[Murderface] Oh, I'll go back to school and get myself a degree In something fucking useless like psychology
[Skwisgaar] I could gets myself a wifes and leads a different lifes And hides out in the bathroom and jack offs every nights
[Pickles] Start driving a hybrid, brag that I'm saving the planet
[Skwisgaar] Quotes SNL's at works all days and acts like it's adlibs
[Nathan] But if that's the life of a regular jackoff I'll probably just kill myself
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How can I be a hero When my dick is big as a shoe? There ain't no all-access passes That will help me to break through So many items on my backstage rider But there ain't no bravery I'm just the 7th top financial power, but I'm little ol' me
[Pickles] How can I be a hero When I get everything for free?
[Skwisgaar] I've screweds more girls than Wilt Chamberlains I can proves it with my STD's
[Band] How can I be a hero When we're the world's largest metal band?
[Nathan] I'll never be a hero 'Cause I'm better than everyone, but I'm just a man