[PICKLES] Magnus has been kicked out of the band. I think the four of us understand that we gotta make a record. Gotta make it great. It’s our very first one. It must annihilate. Since we fired the man we are short one artist. We need to fill the void. We need a guitarist. But he’s gotta fit right. Gotta be the right vibe. He’s gotta fucking rock because we are Dethklok.
[SKWISGAAR] I disagrees for you sees we don’t needs nobody else. Dis shoulds be a ones guitar bands. Yes indeeds. Ain’ts nobodys goods as me. Can match my speed. And conquers me.
[PICKLES] Look at all these hopeful auditioners. Oh they came from so far away. But if you show them you are the best then YES you may have your way. If you hack all them into pieces with your mighty shredding axe. then we will forever from this moment on be a four piece and you will be the only guitarist of DETHKLOK.
[SKWISGAAR] Alright.
[Skwisgaar begins playing. The auditioning guitarist don’t even get a chance to play. They shoot through the roof, blow up, get sucked out of the window. Their guitars explode.]
[SKWISGAAR] Shred its now. Your goings down. Takes ones more. This ams a war! Shred its now. Your goings down. Goings down. Yeah!
I ams a wizard I am a sorcerer and I’ve proven to dis world that we don’t need nobody. We ams a one guitar band. Yes indeed.
[DETHKLOK] You have been bested by the master. Bow before your glowing guitar god.
[NATHAN] Someone keeps on knocking. Someone’s at the door. Let them in right now. Appears to be one more.
[TOKI] Hellos. I’m sorrys. I got lost alongs the way. My name is Toki. I am just a boy here form Norway. I’m so sad. I missed mys auditions appointsments today. But I think that you shoulds gives me a chance anyhow because I have this feeling. Something tells me this was meant to be. Do you feel this electricity? Gives me this chance.
[SKWISGAAR] Alrights. You seem so nice. It’s a shames you must go downs this way.
9. The Duel
[cuts from "Some Time Ago" to a long ass, but great, guitar solo... until Toki messes up]
[Pickles] Oh, you did so well...
[Nathan] But you blew the last part...
[Pickles] Oh, you were so very close...
[Nathan] But it all fell apart...
[William] It is time for you to go...
[Skwisgaar] But befores you leaves, you must understand... That nobody's ever made me plays this wells... Therefores... I want you in this band!
10. I Believe
[TOKI] I can’ts believes is this really happenings to me? Just yesterdays I was a kids on the streets. My familys, they didn’ts cares about me. Now I’ve got my owns and I can dos anything.
[TOKI (Dethklok in background)] Yours my brothers now. Lives togethers now. I has found a home. Nevers be alone.
[DETHKLOK IN BACKGROUND] We just put our album out. We just went to number one. We just found our fanbase now. We are making money now. Use it to buy everything. Dethklok getting powerful. We are known across this world.
[TOKI] I believe this is my dream come true. And I never thought I’d have a family but that family it is you. Now I can see happiness is for me it true.
[PICKLES] This is such a strange new crazy life.
[SKWISGAAR] Everythings am better now that he ams in de band dis times.
[TOKI] Ive nevers been sos happys in my life. My brother gives me the power to survives.
I believe this is my dream come true. And I never thought I’d have a family but that family it is you. Now I can see happiness is for me it true. I believe. [x10]