CFO We are running out of time You’ve trained and you’ve been primed But before we send you out into the night Accept these gifts, these munitions They will aide your dark missions Use them with your power and your might
JOMFRU Laser shooting lyric pen Poison dart drum stick Razor wire guitar strings Bass pick throwing star Hot Topic gift card. . . that combined with a polymer will explode
ISHNIFUS As the prophecy foretold the DOOMSTAR has been born And you all will be endowed with a power known to none The Deth lights are within you all waiting to be woken And when the five are united the evil will be broken
ISHNIFUS (CONT’D) I know that you doubt yourself but you don’t have to worry because we believe in you
ISHNIFUS (CONT’D) Oh they already see you as a leader and you can carry them into glory but it’s all up to you you you You may not know you have the power but it’s very clear to me The closer you are to your brother the stronger you will be
SKWISGAAR AND PICKLES Stop using that word ‘brother’ it’s weird to me
JOMFRU How dare you? You should be ashamed of yourselves This is blasphemous what you say He is your family and he is your heart
MURDERFACE But when you say that it feels so very gay
JOMFRU You must understand that if I had my brother alive, the strength I would have But you don’t you’re all selfish bastards and you make me sick to my stomach-
JOMFRU (CONT’D) Because I do it all for my brother Yes my heart still burns for you Oh I’d wheel into battle if it meant one more moment with you but it’s too late you know that it’s true
JOMFRU AND BROTHER I’ll live for you and I’ll die for you I’ll love for you and I’ll cry for you
ALL Do it all for my brother do it all (4x)
NATHAN Enough of this We’ve had as much as we can take of this brother stuff We will go forth and rescue our BANDMATE as discussed