[Verse 1: Deuce] I wanna party every day till I can't see straight A new girl each city, coming your way Always getting fucked up till I'm puking out my brains As long as I'm a rock star, nothing's gonna change Supers in the morning, liquor all day And when I'm feeling horny, groupies got brain Always wear a condom, gotta play it safe When the show's over, they come out to play I go right past, touch on first base As long as you got an itty-bitty waist And got a nice little itty-bitty friend You know I'll do my things to that little pretty face
[Pre-Chorus: Deuce] From LA to Tokyo New York City, around the globe First you see me, but now you don't
[Chorus: Deuce] Catch me if you can I'm gone, bitch, all over the map Not stopping, never going back I'll never, ever give a damn Catch me if you can I won't quit, it's not who I am Ain't hard for you to understand Like a lion to a lamb Catch me if you can
[Verse 2: Deuce] On top of the world, got money to blow Went from bad to worse, rocking your girl These bitches sporting my t-shirts They be falling off when you see them crowd surf Every night is just a blur Keep sipping vodka till it hurts Backstage with the one in the mini-skirt Bring her back to the trailer so we can get to work I promise you it ain't gonna hurt I'll be the patient, you could be the nurse Switch it all around, we can both take turns Gotta make sure you get what you're worth
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[Bridge: Deuce and Gadget] Catch me if you can, everyday's Friday, Friday Bitch, I'm the new Rebecca Black Driving down the highway my way Brand new tour bus, bring some whore ones in the back Where we go is where the fun's at And by fun I mean getting in your pants You know how we always be getting out of hand And how I keep the party rocking all fricking year, damn
[Interlude: Deuce and Gadjet] From LA, from LA, from LA to Tokyo New York City, around the globe
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[Post-Chorus: Deuce] I'm gone, bitch, I'm all over the map Not stopping, never going back Too hard for you to understand Catch me if you can I'm gone, bitch, all over the map Not stopping, never going back I'll never, ever give a damn (So fuck you!)
[Outro: Deuce and Gadjet] So throw your hands in the air And wave them all around like you just don't care If you's a true player, we'll play Truth or Dare If you wanna find the games, well, they're over here So throw your face down, right down here And wave it all around like you just don't care Cause I'm a real player who never plays fair We can all have fun, we all like to share