[Devin the Dude] Well, hello again! My weed-smokin' friends, I'm glad you came With coffee / Coughee in your cups, if I went up I'll do the same And you can pass it to someone you've never met And let 'em get just as high as you You're eyes red as shit – mine, too! We about to start the show Who got an Optimo? A swisha suite A zig-zag and bitch that'll kiss my meat This cordless mic, I know what they like Continue to rockin' the show that'll slow up a fight And I know of dyke Who wouldn't mind Gettin' some of this dick from behind But, I'm gonna chill, y'all 'Cause she might wanna start wearin' my draws
[Devin the Dude] (Tony Mack) And oh noooooooooo! (And oh nooooooooooooo!) Don't want that shit to happen! (Don't want that shit to happen!) (Ooooooooooooooooooooooh!) Get it twisted just because I'm rappin' (Get it twisted just because I'm rappin'!) Don't want that shit to happen! (Oh nooooooooooooooo!) Don't get it twisted just because I'm rappin' (Don't want that shit to happen! (Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!)
[Devin the Dude] (Loni) Admirin' my weed jar, it's rather stocky At the crib, how about myself lookin' at hockey And wonderin' who's gonna win The Cup If it was full of coffee / Coughee I know the brothers will man up, I'll stand up Together, drank, and then I get a call (Can you come over so I can lick your balls?) Well yes, I guess! Let me shampoo my nuts and get dressed I'll be there in 20 minutes Mission complete, I hit the street With the suite, some heat But fuck – there's some cops on the beat! And there's some crooked laws That'll pull you over and dig all in your draws And...
[Devin the Dude] (Tony Mack) And oh noooooooo! (And oh nooooooo!) Don't want that shit to happen! (Don't want that shit to happen!) Get it twisted just because I'm rappin' (Don't get it twisted!) (Ooooooooooooooooooooooh!) (I don't want that shit to happen!) Get it twisted just because I'm rappin'
[Devin the Dude] 5:30 PM, I'm at the lab again Another song, about to take another stab again Drinkin' and laughin' And puff-puff, passin' And to and fro' While, I'm constructin' my flow And pick up some hoes Up in this motherfucker! Hey, what cha wanna do, girl?
[Loni] I don't wanna tease you I just wanna please you And lick you from your neck to the top of your dick And then rub my clit and grind my hips
[Devin the Dude] Oh! That sounds like some pretty cool shit! But damn, might get full of weed and alcohol I go to sleep and you try to dig off in my wallet And in my draws and...
[Devin the Dude] (Tony Mack) Don't want that shit to happen! (Don't want that shit to happen!) Get it twisted just because I'm rappin' (Don't get it twisted!) I don't want that shit to happen! Get it twisted just because I'm rappin' (Don't get it twisted!) Don't want that shit to happen! (Ooooooooooooooh-ooooooooooooh!) Don't get it twisted just because I'm rappin'! Don't want it! Don't want it! Don't want it!Don't want that shit to happen!