Hello I'm The Doctor (Doctor who?) just The Doctor And this is my crew, how d'you do? I'm just a Mad man with a box, a big blue box, foxy And sexy, if you only knew, yes it's Bigger on the inside, ask Captain Jack It's a great ride back and it's mine, I reside in The TARDIS, home is where the heart is, and like Lisa Simpson I can see through time, I have been To the end of the universe and back again Then reverse course and we arrive, back where We started in the TARDIS 'cause when people come with me I really like to try to bring 'em back alive, so if you wanna Come, get your things, I'll take you where the sky sings Tell your Mum that you'll ring her on the cell, oh the things I can show you as I get to know you but don't Wait for me 'cause that never ends well
[chorus] I am The Doctor Na na na, na na na na na na Na na na, na na na na na na (2 times)
Now answer me This, are you my Mummy, no course you're not But what's that spot on your hands, and yes I always talk this fast all my chatter doesn't matter I'm the only one who really understands, you see I've got a big head a very big head a very large Head with a very big brain, and if you look Deep into my eyes they're very old eyes you might Even see some little guys at the reign, that's what I Do to survive on the day that I died 'cause it's what is inside that counts, oh and if you Missed it at one point I never existed And still made the wedding unannounced, I've stopped Aliens and demons and the end of everything And it barely even shook me up, so if you think of Crossing me, your loss it will be I'm the Doctor, look me up! (chorus)
Oh the things I've seen Would make your skin turn green Like a Silurian
I've seen angels move and if you think You've seen one don't look away or even blink I've seen a dalek sunbathe and let loose I've seen a crack scarier than any plumber could produce I've seen vampires that were actually scary And no they didn't sparkle like a dancing fairy I've seen cat people and sentient trees And I've seen the Silence, but, oh jeez...
I forgot What were we talking about? Oh right, me
I wear a bow tie now, bow ties are cool But oh my, whatever happened to my fez, I know I tend to Dive right inside the hive but if you want to make it out Alive then you'll do what the Doctor says, but why is Everyone still going on about my name, when they should Be more concerned about the people made of plastic, after all A Rose by any other name would still be The Bad Wolf, and still be fantastic, that's what My life is like with Cybermen and Sontarans The Ood and the Headless Monks, sure there's Danger and strife but it's a marvelous life And you can ride along beside me if you want, so tell me now Where you wanna go from here, how 'bout a lovely little Planet where we won't get injured, I had a Thought I think they ought to let Devo Spice play The Doctor, so I could be a ginger (I've always wanted to be a ginger) (chorus)