All the elevator Buttons Oh so Incredibly High I stand today for the midget WRONG:At the size of a regular Guy RIGHT: Half the size of a regular Guy
Let Me Hold You Little Man As the parade passes by Let Me Hold You Little man We'll make believe you can fly
You shout for me to put you down But I'm marching today for your cause I'm bangin' the drum Your big day will come When they remake the wizard of Oz
Let Me Hold You Midget Man We'll pretend that you're flyin in space Let Me Hold You Little Man So the dog will stop licking your face
Little Shoes, Little Pants Little Song, Little Dance Little Heart, Little Mind But your rights are as big as mine
Na, Na-Na-Na, Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na Na Na-Na Na Na Thank God I'm Tall I won't let you fall We're all midget, one and for all Thank God I'm Tall I won't let you fall We're all midget, and some are just small