- These feet are in the terrible condition! They need treatment. - I agree, Doctor. My feet do need treatment. - The treatment for these feet is to eat lots of green vegetables. But don’t eat meat for at least a week. - No meat, Doctor? - I repeat – you must not eat meat for at least a week. - But I do eat green vegetables, Doctor. And I don’t eat meat at all. - Then you don’t seem to need the treatment. - But Doctor – my feet! - Next patient, please.