Peel me a grape, crush me some ice Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow Poach me a prawn, talk to me nice You gotta wine me and dine me
Don't try to fool me, bejewel me Either amuse me or lose me I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape
Pop me a cork, french me a fry Crack me a nut, bring a bowl fulla bon-bons Chill me some wine, keep standing by Just entertain me, champagne me Show me you love me, kid glove me Best way to cheer me, cashmere me I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape
Here's how to be an agreeable chap Love me and leave me in luxury's lap Hop when I holler, skip when I snap When I say, "do it," jump to it
Send out for scotch, call me a cab Cut me a rose, make me tea with the petals Just hang around, pick up the tab Never out think me, just mink me Polar bear rug me, don't bug me New Thunderbird me, you heard me I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape