What began as a harmless prank Resulted in a fire, And we've only got ourselves to thank For the harpsichord and the liar, playing in the lobby of the bank
As we wait in the line of the souls on display, I want to eat a complete stranger and confess the next day
What was once just a signal on the television, Started thinking for us, Now we're spending all our time wishing We were pixies in a forest, And we'll never complete the mission
And our country will fold when it’s faced with a bluff, I want to eat a complete stranger and another, cause it's never enough
Mine is such a sterile life, Where all my dead people at, Let’s dig all y'all up, Light your torch with whale fat and fill up your cup With the most refreshing magic
Now, who needs love, When we got statistics To do all of the talking, Now your brandy, brandy hedonistics?
Better put up or start walking Cause the good 'ol boys in ballistics Have put you right there, at the scene of the crime, I need a bowl of human gumbo With rosemary and thyme
Wine is deadly as a knife, Drag your feet through your whole life And bring up the rear, Take this man to be your wife, Forget what you hear about the folks, Who have all the money, heey! Hey!