Another simulation that you walk me through, But the taste in your mouth ain't good enough for you, Spray a can of Raid until it turns you blue, What’s a litter bug like me to do?
This love wont bio degrade for a thousand years, Don't waste this moment with recycled fears, We can make this day that you rue
You mess with the litterbug, The litterbug ain't a mess like you
Hoo-oh Hoo-oh
Do you like it toxic? Do you like it clean? I'm a job-creator, babe, and my jobs ain’t green, The Primrose Path is paved with polystyrene By a coal-burning machine
Enough of your Mother Earth crying hippy tears, So get a Burma Shave with volcanic shit, She should shave her armpits too
Try to step on the litterbug, The litterbug steps away from you
Put a time cap on your carbon train, Protect all of the creatures in the everglade, Build your windmills till you're Don Quixoty, But you’re running out of things to do and say
It's been a (?) gas, but I must scurry away, May we meet again on Garbage Day, Don't mind me if I lawyer up and sue
Don't worry about the litterbug, Cause the litterbug ain't going to worry about you