Cookie Thumper There once was a little girl Who had a crush on a bad, bad boy But when that bad boy got out of prison That little girl's ass was in big, big trouble!
That boy anies, he's a fuckin ghetto boy Anies chills in jail 'Does she know my number?' no! boy what's your numer? 26? 27? or are you a 28?
Throw dem devilish gang signz in da air Start giving it up 4 little evil me My fingerz r green coz I'm a mean dope fiend I'm wicked like mad d.o.g Fresh like a little dark g.o.d Yo-landi vi$$er got da hypest flow Start talking in tongues whenever I get stoned
Mudafuckn mindz get blown Every time I rap in2 da microphone My zef accent iz very foreign When I speak overseaz dey go: I beg your pardon? U can't get me like eric cartman Naughty little kitty go meow Yes daddy, I'm a big girl now Jas little devil make your dick go wow Chea boy! yo-landi vi$$er is hot stuff
That boy anies, he's a fuckin gangster Damn! anies is chilling in jail 'Does she know my number?' no! boy what's your numer? 26? 27? or are you a 28?
That boy anies, he's dreaming in jail Dreaming of my punani, yeah you heavy horny boy Finger in your ass, nice! whip out the weed you smuggled in Ja roll it up, light it up, hit like a rasta
I rhyme tight! tight! tight! tight! Spark mosh-pit shit coz I rhyme so hype Put me in front of sum1 I don't like I go punch! kick! bite! fight! I'm kray-kray like o.d.b. Yo-landi down wid o.p.p. I smell lovely coz I don't eat meat 2 much bubbly den I go pee-pee Look out here cum little evil me I got a itchy little need 4 speed Rap on da beat like a hi-speed chase song I gooi rooi! no mudafukin breaks on All deze pop songz sound like da same song I burn dem! ja mudafucka flame on! Bow down 2 her mudafuckn majesty No rapper out dere az bad az me!
Cut your little cake Cut-cut your little fishy cake Cut it-cut it- hey kitty kitty kitty! Cut it-cut it- hey kitty kitty kitty!
That boy anies, he's a fuckin ghetto boy Anies chills in jail 'Does she know my number?' no! boy what's your numer? 26? 27? or are you a 28?
That boy anies, he's a fuckin gangster That boy anies, he's fresh out of jail Show him punani, where's your cookie thumper? Give him punani, but he wants my bum-bum!
That boy anies he's a fuckin raw boy I chill with anies nice on the sofa He's loves yo-landi cos I'm blonde all over But jeez! that anies, he really loves my bum-bum!