[Hook:] Yooo evil boy! Why is your incanca (penis) so big? All the better to love you with! No glove no love! If you don't believe me Take your dirty hands off my umthondo wisizwe! (penis of the nation, pun on this)
Everybody go ho! like a thundercat I'm all up in the club in my underpants No shirt on cos it's fuckin hot! Let's go diplo pump it up! Girls wanna say hello to me From the zefside to the fuckin overseas I'm looking at who's looking at me Looking at you looking back who can that be? When I'm all up this Bitch you know who the motherfuck it is Roll through the club like a Tikoloshe Ninjas hung like a fokken horse Yeah girl! I'm a freak of nature Sign my name on your boob fuck a piece of paper If you feeling me...cool...not feeling me...fuck off! Wies jy? fokkol! umnqunduwakho! (who are you? no-one! fucking asshole!)
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Mamelapa umnqunduwakho! (listen here, you fucking asshole) Andifuni ukuyaehlatini! (I don't want to go to the bush with you) Sukubammba incanca yam! (don't touch my penis) Andi so stabani! (I'm not a gay) Incanca yam yeyamantobi! (this penis is for the girls) Incanca yam iclean! (my penis is clean) Incanca yam inamandla! (my penis is strong) Ndiyinkwekwe enkulu! (I am a big boy) Angi funi ukuba yeendota! (don't want to be a man) Evil boy 4 life! yebo! (yes) Evil boy 4 life!
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Yo-landi Vi$$er so fancy like this dope ass beat Rock the motherfuckin microphone with no panties I'm a bad ass chick yo my black magic Speletjies make all the boys go... damn that's sick! (spells/little games) Lie down on the bed boy lemme light the candles Uh uh! don't touch! yo-landi just too hot to handle! Blind-fold you tie your hands up with the hand-cuffs Even though you lying down, I can make you stand up Spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn Fuck a pen and pad I write my raps with a ouija board Draw a pentagram on your chest wif my lip-stick Visions in the mirror heavy zef futuristic Lemme take your pants off let's see what you made of Go through your pockets no we not going to make love Go through your wallet, woo! what alot of paper! What a fuckin sucker! see you later masturbator!
I went from fokol to so fokken hot right now I'll put you in your place (nothing) Motherfucker skrik wakker we coming through pumping you full of bass (wake the fuck up) Fok rustig eks apokaliptikal fucking you in the face (fuck chilling out, I'm apocalyptic) Zef cherries tjoon my... spieg my fokken hol nat (zef girlies tell me to spit their bums wet) Fuck everyone eyes on the prize when I go for the jugular Surprise me or fokof and die if I remind you of how much you suck (fuck off) Everyone's so fokken so-so, yo we been sent to fuck you up zef techno mosh-pit gang$ta nommer een kind (number one child) Everything you rap about comes true if you got some freakin balls but mind your tongue when you rhyme on the drum, gaan vra vir biggie smalls (go ask) I gotta rock if you motherfuckin like it or not, yo Is you ready for this ho$tyle take over? bow to the fokken master My slang is banging I'm freaking the fuck out of myself, yo I'm my biggest fan Cos buddy when you man down no fokken hands out when you really need a hand Machine gun rapper, lekker budda-budda motherfucker, yo I'm bigger than Koos kombuis se ma se fokken poes (koos kombuis' mother's vagina)
Na na na na na! You can't fuck wif this ou (man) Blah blah blah! whatever! Watch a million fuckin kids go... Na na na na na! Super fokken fris flow Ninja, wanga and yo-landi vi$$er vs diplo