My Best Friend (feat. The Flying Dutchman aka Ne0SA)
[B:] Hello, what you doing here, who are you? [The Flying Dutchman:] Het jy my tv? [B:] My codename is Mikhail Breznikov, but you can call me Bongi [The Flying Dutchman:] (snort) nice name, where'd you get it? the Waterfront? [B:] Don't you think I've been mocked enough, because my father, Sipho, did not put a click in my name? [The Flying Dutchman:] Versin [B:] I was taken by the Russians as a slave, but I maintain my Sowetan heritage with this afro [The Flying Dutchman:] Verstaan jy Afrikaans? [B:] stop! English only - I do not understand your language [The Flying Dutchman:] mm? why am I here? [The Flying Dutchman:] Ja waars ons kinders? [B:] I said English. Can you handle it? [The Flying Dutchman:] Hmm? [B:] Because you are cute and I like to lick the chocolate starfish if you are wondering why my voice is not in sync with my lips, it is because when I was a little boy my best friend Jacob Zuma taught me how to talk shit and just like him I have mastered it, and I now talk through my ass as well