Mmm, you smell that? You know what that smell is? That's right, it's money! Go ahead, rub your dick on that shit!
[Hook]
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream bru Rubbing my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
[Verse 1; Ninja]
Told my daddy I was gonna grow up to be A superstar rapper making big money, know what I mean girl? But my daddy told me I was living in a dream world If I said "Yes dad" I wouldn't have my zef swag Or fly round the whole fokken world gettin' jet lag Gettin' bitten by the zef bug is the best drug If I played it safe, I woulda never made it ever Now every day in every way I get a little zeffer No matter what you smoke, you'll never get as high as me It's like a fat fuck you when these naaiers see My big billboard up in NYC Don't you wish your boyfriend was zef like me? I'm the motherfuckin' greatest, suckers love to hate us But I make these bitches submissive cause I'm a dominator I'm mad musical, my rhymes are the tightest That's why I tap beautiful designer vaginas
[Hook; Ninja]
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream bru Rubbing my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream bru Rubbing my laaney totti op watokal
[Hook 2; Yolandi]
Big money (x3) Make my dreams come true
[Verse 2; Ninja]
Baby I'm an angel, sent from the dark side Took my brush-cut to the next with peroxide "Oh my god, that's such a fresh switch!" Ja, whatever, just don't touch the hair bitch Everybody's crying saying; "Hip-hops dead" 'til a white South African hip-hop head Pops up on the scene sayin' "It's not dead!" I'm here, can I get a fokken aah yeah? Rappers looking at me like I just crawled out the drain The underground got me bored out my brain And this pop-rap bullshit all sound the same God help you if I call out your name From the dark side of the moon, I zoom outta the gloom Doom doom! The room goes boom like a cartoon The dark ravers has come, my mic-saber is on Turn and tell your friend; "Yo this is my favourite song!"
[Hook; Ninja]
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream bru Rubbing my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T
I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T I rub my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T It's like a dream come true, I'm living the dream bru Rubbing my laaney totti op watokal
[Bridge; Ninja, "Yolandi in quote marks"]
"Ooh! Wat drink jy ninjie?"
I'm sippin' Dom-Perignon, Dom Dom Perignon Dom-Perignon, Dom Dom Perignon I'm sippin' Dom-Perignon, Dom Dom Perignon
"Ooh lala! C'est si bon!"
I'm sippin' Dom-Perignon, Dom Dom Perignon Dom-Perignon, Dom Dom Perignon I'm sippin' Dom-Perignon, Dom Dom Perignon It's like an angel pee'd in my mouth!
"C'est si bon!"
[Verse 3; Ninja]
I saw your babes new Gucci shades so I stepped to her face And I rubbed my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T! I saw P. Diddy's caviar chilling backstages And I rubbed my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T! I saw your Virgin Galatic tickets to outer space And I rubbed my dick on XPEN$IVE SH1T! I saw Hugh Heff's girlfriend's new boobs And I rubbed my dick on XPEN$IVE tits! I was at the waterfront, saw a new Lambo And I rubbed my dick on XPEN$IV