[Shock G] Now this trip's to let you know the Underground can flow We'll go toe-to-toe with any bro that wants to go But those who go need to know that we're an elite fleet of very unique MC's and as a treat Jeremy programmed a beat that I could flow on. I'ma go on; the D-Train's about to roll on The day I pulled out my fat marker and I wrote on The windows of the train, wrote my name, bout to do the walls Had to pause, cause, two police officers get on, they barely fit on - the train was packed We're standing back-to-back cause there was nothing left to sit on I'm looking around to see who's down - realize I'm all alone Mostly people coming home from work, a couple of sisters and a fag Yes, this would have been a drag but I'm chilling with my tall can in my brown bag And I'm sipping, your boy Shock was cold dipping Sipping real slow and dipping real low so 5-O don't be tripping Check it though, a minute or two later I finished my brew with nothing to do, broke out cold made a Pimp move to the next car looking for trouble Rub the stubble under my chin and squeezed in between A pair of big, bubble butt freaks: Two Russet potato and bacon eating sisters One had too much make-up on but yo, I didn't diss her Cause she was kind of cool though Both of them was cool enough to do you know We picked more people up at Broadway Station Being down I had to clown and make use of a situation So I'm rubbin the girls booty behind me Right near the bottom where the booty and thigh meet My middle finger's riding down the line of the seam of her jeans But she don't seem to mind me But then she shocked me, almost clocked me Tried to slap me, caught her hand and said You better be glad my name is Shock G, Cause if my name was Dre, from N.W.A. I'd cold slap your ass and tell you have a nice day. She said, Wait a minute, Shock G! I know that name I seen you on Arsenio, what you doing on the train? I said I'm trying to stay normal. She said Really? That's a winner, I'm studying law, don't live too far, would love to cook you dinner. I said Cool. Bring your friend, I like the both of youse two. I knocked the boots, the sneakers and the house-shoes It's like that baby, ya don't stop Cause my name is Shock you know that I like to rock One time Yeah, you got the sound of the Underground doing it to you in your ear orifice (Yeah, don't you know the Underground's doin it to ya flowin on the D-Line) Yo, 2Pac is in the house. Got a big grin on his face Jay-Z, cut that shit up stupid