Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it You play the guitar on the MTV That ain't workin' that's the way you do it Money ain't for nothin' and your chicks for free Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it Let me tell ya them guys ain't dumb Maybe get a blister on your little finger Baby get a blister on your thumb
We gotta install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We got to move these refrigerators We got to move these color TV's
See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup Yeah buddy that's his own hair That little faggot got his own jet airplane That little faggot he's a millionaire
We gotta install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We got to move these refrigerators We got to move these colour TV's
(We gotta install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries) We got to move these refrigerators (We got to move these colour TV's)
Look here, look here I shoulda learned to play the guitar I shoulda learned to play them drums Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera man, We can have some fun And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises? Bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzee Oh, that ain't workin' that's the way you do it Get your money for nothin' get your chicks for free
We gotta install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We got to move these refrigerators We got to move these colour TV's
Listen Here Now, that ain't workin' that's the way you do it You play the guitar on the MTV That ain't workin' that's the way you do it Money for nothin' and your chicks for free Money for nothin' and chicks for free
"Money for nothin' and your chicks for free Money for nothin' and chicks for free"