I'm going to San Bernardino, ring-a-ding-ding Milkshake mixers, that's my thing now These guys bought a heap of my stuff And I gotta see a good thing sure enough now
Oh, my name is not Croc, it's Kroc with a K Oh, like crocodile but not spelled that way now It's dog eat dog, rat eat rat Kroc style, boom, like that
Folks line up all down the street And I'm seeing this girl devour her meat now And then I get it wham as clear as day My pulse begins to hammer then I hear a voice say
These boys have got this down Ought to be one of these in every town These boys have got the touch It's clean as a whistle and it don't cost much
Wham bam don't wait long Shake, fries, patty, you're gone And how about that friendly name, heck Every little thing gotta stay the same
Oh, my name is not Croc, that's Kroc with a K Like crocodile but not spelled that way now It's dog eat dog, rat eat rat Dog eat dog, rat eat rat now Oh, it's dog eat dog, rat eat rat Kroc style, boom, like that
You gentlemen ought to expand You're gonna need a helping hand now So gentlemen, well, what about me? We'll make a little business history now
Oh, my name's not Croc, you can call me Ray Like crocodile but not spelled that way now It's dog eat dog, rat eat rat Kroc style, boom, like that
Well, we'll build it up and I'll buy him out But, man they made me grind it out now They open up a new place flippin' meat So I do too, right across the street
I got the name, I need the town Sell up in the end and it all shuts down Sometimes you gotta be an S.O.B. You wanna make a dream reality
Competition send 'em south If they're gonna drown put a hose in their mouth Do not pass go, go straight to hell I smell that meat hook smell
Oh, my name is not Croc, that's Kroc with a K Well, like crocodile but not spelt that way now Oh, it's dog eat dog, rat eat rat Dog eat dog, rat eat rat now Oh, it's dog eat dog, rat eat rat Kroc style, boom, like that