Look at them yo-yo's That's the way you do it Play the banjo on the MTV That ain't workin' that's the way to do it Money for nothin' chicks for free That ain't working that's the way to do it Lemme tell ya them guy's ain't dumb Maybe get a blister on you little singer May get a buster on you thumb.
We gotta install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We gotta move these refrigerators We gotta move these colour TV's
See that little faggot with the tutu Yeah buddy that's his own heir and the earrings That little faggot's got his own jet airplane That little faggot he's a millionaire
We gotta install microwave ovens Custom kitchen deliveries We gotta move these refrigerators We gotta move these colour TV's
I should learned to play the guitar I should learned to play them drums Look at that she got it stickin' in the camera Man we could have some sun And he's up there makin' Hawaiian noises Bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee That ain't workin' that's the way ya do it Money for nothin' chicks for free