DIRK STRIDER AIN’T NUTHIN TO FUCK WITH STRIDER CLAN AIN’T NUTHIN’ TO FUCK WITH FROM THE DEPTHS OF DERSE TO MOTHAFUCKIN PROSPIT STRIDER CLAN AIN’T NUTHIN’ TO FUCK WITH
the name is dirk strider, tight rhyme provider bout to spit it 2 legit in this here cypher at rap i level up like a no-lifer i got more pay and pipe than the pied piper
that means i have a very large penis and you’ve have yet to completely seen it yes, naruto swag bitch, best believe it like, stick it in roxy it makes rose get squimish
and i was not talking like she was observing but that my phallus holds paradoxical properties inertly caught by the one eyed- and i don’t mean nick fury but surely, if your like black spice- i can provide the curry
good shit too, for you boo, the riper lickin’ shots true rap battle fighter untouchable- like the pope’s miter got my brobots to have your whack shit decyphered
because i can’t comprehend the way you spit shit like this was a first draft of twilight in a misprint like grammar is the slammer and you AR’s miscreant like, when roxy has courage in the form of liquid
because with rhyme, i’m so totes obnoxious give you the vapors, both good and toxic and your head soon to be lopped off quick look down, towards the floor, with you i’ve mopped it
STRIDER CLAN AIN’T NUTHIN’ TO FUCK WITH TEXAS TO MUTHAFUCKAN ALTERNIAN DUNG PITS STRIDERS WILL HAVE YA FACE STRAIGHT PUNCHED IN STRIDER CLAN AIN’T NUTHIN’ TO FUCK WITH
and i’m spittan sick, no i’m throwing up, check my muscular neck bow with the burner shit, gettin bucked, dis texan rhymes without relent feed you, have a limp bisquite, gobbled up, have you leave to do your biz quick
I’M THE RUE-EST OF BLOODS, BLOWIN’ THE RUDEST OF BLUNTS SIPPIN THE BREWEST OF BUDS, RIPPED LIKE THE SICKEST OF CUNTS GOIN OFF DA RAILZ- YOU BEST BUCKLE UP WHILE YOU THE TYPE TO THINK OCTOPIMP WROTE HOMESTUCK
SMASH YOUR ASS FLAT WITH THE QUICKNESS SAME FATE AS THE HOMIE FRIGLESH NO YOU DON’T GET THIS, HYPED OFF COUNTLESS KUNG FU FLICKS WHILE MY BOOTS ADMINISTER ENDLESS ASS KICKS
LICKIN SHOTS NO SIGHTS, call me the aimless renegade your heart stops in fright, while i slip da pin from a nade then off it pops real bright, get this place covered in red gatorade then i piss on yah remains more than the great lakes
hook underground proud and loud but fucka masonic and to end you i’ll just keep this laconic i could jam pack the sylabbles with much of my nonsense but folks dig my drivel, not yours, to be honest HIT YOU WITH THE BODYSHOTS, LEAVE YOUR BODY CROPPED CALL ME JAKE ENGLISH- COMIN WITH THE DOUBLE GLOCKS YOU SEE THIS MEANESS? DIRTIER THAN OUIJA BOARD OF COCK RIP YOU FROM YOUR THREADS LIKE A DISTRESSED SEAMSTRESS, I RUN THIS BLOCK, YOU WA SHOCK BY THIS WHITEY SPITTAN LIKE A MIX OF THE CREATOR AND PAC IT’S NIL, IT’S MOCKED, YOU STRAIGHT STUCK IN A PLACE BETWEEN HARD AND ROCK YOUR AMMO AIN’T EVEN WORTH MY SPECIBUS SLOTS hook