They Call me Beardo You think I give a fuck? It's the trailer park hero Drinkin' Jack Daniels I'll be at NASCAR if you wanna tango
[Dirt Nasty] I be rangelangin' 'em up Dirt Nasty grab the bull by the horn buck I'm tacky as fuck Blue cowboy boots, made outta duck dick [Beardo] Killed both my parents (Why'd you do it beardo?) It was self Defense bitch And I got a problem with narcotics The CIA be watchin my apartment
[Dirt Nasty] Take off your top bitch I raid the cupboard at the orthodonist While I beat up a handicap Redarded dumb fuck dick with a fanny pack
[Hook] Drugs On my mind Drugs All the time Drugs Hard to find Drugs On the grind
[Verse 2: Dirt Nasty] I fathomed my head in the reflection Of the '68 firebird I stole in Houston Texas I'm addicted to Co-'caine And all types of other medication man
[Beardo] My step dad's a tweaker He made speed with a bunch of ether I never had a Easter But I always had a bunch of speakers
[Dirt Nasty] I'm a one man band on E Keep on trucking to your town on 18 Wheels not inches White boys always get they're dick sucked at Winchell's
[Beardo] \"Bitch clean the dishes!\" I slap ya face, having you be wishing I heard a man want a fight He a black belt, bitch I got a buck knife
[Hook x2]
[Verse 3: Beardo] The white ski slopes in Van Nuys They've always been there open your eyes Beardo's the truth Take me to ya dealer lets do some 'ludes
[Dirt Nasty] I've been on more drugs than Courtney Love-to-stick-my-dick-in-a-hole like Porky's I ain't trippin' dude Get my dick sucked in the conference ro-oo-oo-om, shit
[Beardo] Well let's leave it at this Me and dirt nasty we fucked your bitch And don't say shit When you get your wig split Or your neck slit
[Dirt Nasty] Now everybody say \"Suck my dick\" We shoot to kill, you ain't shit, bitch Me and Beardo wasted I took a molly, he took a straight hit