Dirty Bourbon River Show - Mr. Mustachio's Stomp (Stomp for Mr. Mustachio) | Текст песни

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Say what you will about my moustache
Say what you will about my beard
But I have a friend from ear to ear
I have a friend in here

“Do not speak to the moleman”
Said those fat cat royal clowns
But I am no friend of the crown
I am a friend of the underground

Lies! Lies! Lies!
Say what you like
I am wet, you are dry
So don’t you put your mittens in my pie

Say what you will about her lipstick
Say what you will about her breasts
But there is a heart deep in her chest
Something that you would never guess

The heart is sounding
For big fat pounding
I want to take you for a ride up in the sky
The thought is frightening
To make love like lightening
And kiss our lonely earthen silhouettes goodbye
But we must do it
We all must do it!
On the dance floor right here right now
So feel my pounding
My big fat pounding
As I fill you with my Dirty Bourbon Sound

Say what you will about my moustache
Say what you will about my beard
But he is the reason that I can fly
And they are the reason that I’m still here

Since the dawn of time
The moustache has always found its way onto the face of man
And now man is faced with a problem
A big problem
For the The Man
He’s trying to take away the moustache from the other man
He said: “Put on this collared shirt and shave off your moustache”
Of which I say: “I will have none of it!”
Everybody join me now in the stomp for Mr. Mustachio
It’s Mr. Mustachio’s Stomp!
You pay your kibble
You come to the door
You put your penny in the box
And you wear your moustache
You feel it crawling up your leg
Between your toe
Up your calf
Up the side of your body
All around on your spine
It makes it tingle
It feels so great!
Everybody!
Feel the moustache!

Lies! Lies! Lies!
There all lies!
Say what you will about my moustache
Say what you will about my beard
But he is the reason that I can fly
They are the reason that I’m still here

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