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[Mr. Key] Yeah that's the plan Wham-bam thank you ma'am You get backhand slapped with a rancid palm Blam-Blam!
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[Mr. Key] Rawless!
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[Mr. Key] Sergeant Shit he ain't changin his pampers Drop turds in the fast lane in a tractor
[Dirty Dike] Wankman'll wank on a plate full of pasta [Mr. Key] Wankman'll wank on an eigth of your ganja [Dirty Dike] Wankman wanked on the plane to Alaska [Mr. Key] Wankman'll wank on your face if he has to!
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