Youth and beauty is so overrated News flash honey, you are hated So lets raise our glasses and make a toast I hate alot of people but I hate you the most
I can't believe that I survived I can't believe I'm still alive I'm not just old I am old school Gay is finally so uncool I can't believe that I survived I can't believe I'm still alive When everyone's best friend's a queer, its got to mean the end is near
I hate youth and beauty So go get a fohawk and shake your booty Act like a robot, Act like a hetero Its all been done, everythings retro
Lets get one thing perfectly straight You're the kind of idiot that I hate YOu whine and pout
And you like No Doubt I'll give ya something to cry about Youth and beauty is just plain boring Drinking, and smoking,humping, and whoring I've got a secret that I want you to keep Youth and beauty just put me to sleep