[Verse 1] aww shit Im always caught up in a scandal im like Martin dumbing out on Tisha Campbell my dick is on the crap table Im ready to gamble gimme a blunt and all the pussy I can handle ayo Im getting mad bitches like a trooper and Ill be swinging like Im hanging out with Mr. Cooper pushing a phat B, bitches wanna get with me I get more pussy than a women's penitentiary I drink lemons with bacardi for bitches wanna party make sure they gimme the punani yo when I be with mamis we could be maxin' 2Pac and Janet Jackson so I guess I fuck with Toni Braxton whatup with Mega did you see him (yea I seen him) uh huh fucking yo bitches how to be up bitches know the drealy when my dick is in between them (yo whats the deal dunn) I fucked them and Im leavin
[Chorus] It aint a damn thing funny sex, drugs, bitches & money where my niggas at? It aint a damn thing funny sex, drugs, bitches & money
[Verse 2] to ya'll bitches who aint making any sense and talk that bullshit like aint nothing going on but the rent and want a little more graditude I pay the rent now get the fuck out my house, that's my attitude you better find another sucker I don't give a fuck a bitch play herself and Ima buck her yea Im a foul motherfucker and bitch I ran more trains than a subway from Dunston I cant afford to pop shit
my dick the size of one of Bob Marley's clips being a supertravel's never easy I even had a fight with Jorge (Weezy!!) because he caught me fucking Weezy ya'll niggas better watch your girlies cause Ill be tag-teaming bitches like Levern and Shirley ya'll motherfuckers know the rules now white bitches on my dick like Im from Guns-n-Roses, dude
[Chorus] It aint a damn thing funny sex, drugs, bitches & money where my bitches at? It aint a damn thing funny sex, drugs, bitches & money
[Verse 3] Last verse a cartoon booty session Im in a Lex spaceship fucking Judy Jetson Im cool with Fred but Wilma give good head it's hard to sleep with fucking Dino sleeping in the bed Betty Boop sex incredible and Olive Oyle got a nag becasue her pussy smell terrible fucking a sea hag is something I can never do no matter what she working with or she be bringing cheddar to Snow White's a ho she burned my nigga Sleepy dwarf and now the other six of them cats is beating all and plus Yogi Bear hit her Fuck that bitch! Im live and uncensored word up what, what