Disaster Movie - The Date Song | Текст песни

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I'm fucking Matt Damon.

You're fucking Matt Damon?
Well, I'm Fucking Hannah Montana.

She's fucking Hannah Montana.
Backstage in my concert,
fucks me on my parents' bed.
After school, at my locker,
In the car I give her head.
I'm Also fucking the Flava!

Yeah, boy
She's fucking Flava-Flav, fool.
You know what time it is
Because I'm fucking Juno too.

Yeah, I know, but it's true,
Flava-Flav, he fucks me too.

And I swap with Calvin,
And he swaps with that dude.

And we're all fucking Hellboy.

Yeah, they're fucking Hellboy.
And I'm fucking the Hulk.

When I get really mad,
I start fucking Iron Man.

A most uncomfortable screw,
But I fuck the princess too.

Ding dong!

Who's that ringing on my bell?

The bitch who's fucking Iron Man.

That's I-R-O-N M-A-N,
And I fuck him in the mouth.

That's fucking great,
Because I'm fucking Wolf.

He's fucking Wolf.
Ain't that a pity?
'cause I'm fucking those bitches
from Sex and the City.

He fucks the Sex and the City gals
So I wondered:
Would Wolf really get jealous
if he knew we were fucking
that guy with the big utility belt?

They're all fucking Batman
At Wayne Manor, in the Batcave,
Butler Alfred is our love slave.
Riddle me this,
Holy bathhouse,
I'm fucking Amy Winehouse?

He's fucking Amy Winehouse
Down and down, low, low, low.
I'm fucking Jessica Simpson
'Cause I'm on below, below, below.

She's fucking Jessica Simpson.
Oh, yeah.
And I think I might have fucked
That hot assassin.

Everyone's fucked me.
And I've fucked them back, you see.
And the Mexican too,
With the tragic hairdo.

Call it, heads, I'm fucking J.T.

I'm fucking that male model
'Cause he's so fine.
And I like to get up
In them Calvin Kleins.

It's true, J.T. Fucked my ass again,
But I'm also fucking Prince Caspian.

I am handsome and I am cool,
That's why this prince
Fucks the kids from high school.

- Come on!
- Let's hear it!
- Now's the time to party!
- Let me hear you!
- You know what time it is?
- No, what time is it?
- It's time to get fucked!
- Fuck me!
- No, fuck me!
- Fuck me!

He fucks all us kids in high school,
Under the bleachers, in the showers
While we're changing for gym class.

I'm fucking Oprah.
I'm fucking Obama.
I'm fucking Indiana's ass.

She's fucking Indiana,
And I'm fucking Hancock.

He's fucking Hancock,
And I'm fucking Beowulf.

You know you like it,
And I'm fucking Kung Fu Panda.

And I'm fucking Michael Jackson.

Hee hee!
Don't judge me.
I love my animals, you see.

Oh, yeah, he's fucking the Chipmunks.
Sad to say, but it's true.
He fucks the Chipmunks and yooouuu.

Mooooo!

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