Mujhe yaad hain woh baatein Mere bachpan ki Daddy kehte thhe khota sikka Chalega nahin Mummy pyaar se khilati Daal chaawal aur dahi Maa ke haathon ka woh jaadu Five Star mein nahin
Marr marr ke mili college degree Meri job ek tragedy, hai joke salary Ek ladki mili thi Woh bhi dump kar gayi Dump hone ko baitha hoon Koi miley toh sahi
Oh ho.. Banda seedha Rab da main, yeah! Ditto tere warga main, unh! Kaam ghalat koi karda te Phir na usko chhad’da main
Kisi ladki ko chhede koi Toh Dishoom Kare cheating aur khele koi Toh Dishoom Mere India ko bura kaha Toh Dishoom Jana Gana pe na khada hua Toh Dishoom Toh dishoom, toh dishoom… Toh Dishoom…
Bathroom me Kishore Da ke gaane gata hoon Katy Perry ki me photo sang leke nahata hoon Mere aaju baju bikini me babes nachdi But life koi Honey Singh ka video nahi
Din ko me chaahe jitna bhi Hero hota hu Raat ko takiye ki jhappi leke sota hu Kabhi kabhi kisi party me zyada ho gayi Toh yaad karke batein purani khoob rota hu
Banda seedha Rab da main Ditto tere warga main Ek waari hath fad laan taan Phir kadi nahi chhad’da main
Ram-Rahim ladaaye koi Toh Dishoom Chhote bacchon ko daraye koi Toh Dishoom Nasha karke jo aaye koi Toh Dishoom Mere bhai ko sataaye koi Toh Dishoom
Toh dishoom, toh dishoom… Toh dishoom…
(Raftaar Rap) Kabhi na karu main kaam koi aisa Ke jis se jhuke meri gardan Jeeta hoon cheeta hoon Paapo se sikha hoon Mujhpe hai kuch burden Jaise hurdam Ghar chalana hai jaise ya taise Chhote sapno ke liye jodu Paise kaise kaise… Arey kaise kaise kaam kare Taaki naam bane Duniya dekh ke mujhko Bhaijaan ram ram kare Par dhyan rahe mujhko kabhi na chhedna Dene me ik dishoom mujhko lagegi der na
Oh ho.. Banda seedha Rab da main Ditto tere warga main Kaam ghalat koi karda te Phir na usko chhad’da main
Khud apni badhaai kari Toh Dishoom Ratta maar ke padhai kari Toh Dishoom Rishwat leke kaam kiya Toh Dishoom Raste pe traffic jam kiya Toh Dishoom
Public bhadkaaye koi Toh Dishoom Meri bandi ko pataaye koi Toh Dishoom Chaalu picture mein phone bajaa Toh Dishoom Gaana sunke naa aaya mazaa Toh Dishoom