[Maurice:] Help! Someone help me! [Tavern keeper:] Maurice? [Maurice:] Please! Please, I need your help. He's got her - he's Got her locked in the dungeon! [LeFou:] Who? [Maurice:] Belle. We must go. N-not a minute to lose! [Gaston:] Whoa! Slow down, Maurice. Who's got Belle locked in a Dungeon? [Maurice:] A beast! A horrible, monstrous beast! [Patron I:] Is it a big beast? [Maurice:] Huge! [Patron II:] With a long, ugly snout? [Maurice:] Hideously ugly! [Drinker III:] And sharp, cruel fangs? [Maurice:] Yes! Yes! Will you help me? [Gaston:] All right, old man. We'll help you out. [Maurice:] You will? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you! [Tavern keeper:] Crazy old Maurice. [Patron I:] He's always good for a laugh. [Gaston:] Crazy old Maurice, hmmm? Crazy old Maurice. Hmmm.
LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking [Lefou:] A dangerous pastime [Gaston:] I know But that whacky old coot is Belle's father And his sanity's only "so-so" Now the wheels in my head have been turning Since I looked at that loony, old man See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle And right now I'm evolving a plan
If I . . . {whisper} [LeFou:] Yes? [Gaston:] Then we . . . {whisper} [LeFou:] No! Would she . . . [Gaston:] {whisper} Guess! [LeFou:] Now I get it! [Both:] Let's go!
No one plots like Gaston [Gaston:] Takes cheap shots like Gaston [LeFou:] Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston [Chorus:] So his marriage we soon'll be celebrating My what a guy! Gaston