We're all mad we're all insane We've only got half a brain Said I wasn't very well Now I've got this padded cell Doctor said I'm very ill Give me pretty colored pills Hit my doctor with a hatchet Now I've got this special jacket Then 'oi started to complain So they fiddled about with my brain Said it was the best for me Give me nurosurgery/ aaargh, aaargh (General Screaming noises) Rampton Etc.....