An ironsuit pulls me further and further down into subterranean depths "The damn" pressure hurts my head "I think I'm almost there now... yeah, now I can see the cave. It's hidden underneath the stones and decorated like a grave. Okay, I'm going in now... OH! SHIT the lights went out...?"
"Take a look at the monitor, sir, There's something down there with him."
"Jesus... get him out of there!"
LISTEN AND OBEY: HAVE A NICE DAY HAVE A NICE DAY
"Where the hell did that come from?"
"Ah... I don't knows, we're receiving signals from another transmitter."
"I think I'm stuck. The lights went on now. A giant rock blocks the opening and I think you'd better send down some help."
"I wish we could just hear what he's saying..."
"The contact's broken, sir, and he don't know it."
"And while I wait I'll procedure my mission. Please, don't be late. I see the equipment now. I'll try to open it somehow... ...oh my God..."
LISTEN AND OBEY: HAVE A NICE DAY HAVE A NICE DAY
"I'm afraid we lost him sir." "The government denies any suggestion that they have ever had anything to do with a research project what so ever near that area..."
"It is now twelve years since the discovery of... 'HAVE A NICE DAY', and it sure has brought some major problems among the different religions on the planet. The Buddhists are saying that "Have a nice day" means... ...while the christians are saying that it means... ...the Hindus claims that it means... ...while islam is raging mad because they say it means... Pentagon says there's a war coming up."
"Let us now pray for 'Joshua', who sacrificed himself so that we could bear the ultimate truth. Joshua, divine diver of the lost world..."