Dj Fuckin Badboy here Steamin as Shite, Am 'boot ti tell you a story 'Boot ma Friday night.
Bored as fuck I'm sittin in ma hoose, Ma body's aw stiff an a need ti let loose. What a perfect time, ti de-fuckin-stress It's only one day oot the week, But it's the fuckin best.
So it's a friday night An I'm walkin up the street So everybody better bounce To the fuckin beat
Singin Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin Bottle o beer and ahm oot ma chickin DJ Badboy's got the baws o steel Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Sayin Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin Bottle o beer and ahm oot ma chickin DJ Badboy's got the baws o steel Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Got my bottle o Buck an I'm fuckin set It tastes like shit but... nae sweat I get ti the hoose and the party's pumpin Tunes are nice and the bass is thumpin
Spot a burd dancin' thru the pad I'm checkin her her oot an she looks nae bad I gied her a drink and I hud one tae Then a conversation started and I hud ti say...
I'm a lightweight and I am stickin Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin DJ Badboy's got baws o steel Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Sayin I'm a lightweight and I am stickin Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin DJ Badboy's got baws o steel Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
So the bint's half-jaked an I'm pretty fucked tae She's sittin on ma knee What did she say... Are yi DJ Badboy? Ah said aye, The minute ah said that she stopped bein shy
She said take me ti the room an dae dirty stuff The dirty bitch even wanted it up the duff So I got her in the bed an I cuffed her tight An said... Sorry doll your on your own tonight
Because Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin DJ Badboy's got baws o steel Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Sayin Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin DJ Badboy's got baws o steel Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
DJ Fuckin Badboy... Friday Fuckin Night... LAAADDSSS!
DJ Fuckin Badbooooy
Ooonnncceeee aaaagggaaaiiiinnnn...
So I left the burd Cuffed ti the bed By the time eh came oot The fuckin perty wiz dead
There wiz fuck all but Drink n rubbish everywhere Half the cunts pure crashed Lyin on the flare
Ken ah wiz fucked N it wiz time ti leave Eh charred a bottle o buck N stuck it up ma sleeve
Drinkin mare n mare Walkin doon the street Ma legs pure turned tae jelly An ah lost the beat
Ah staggered side ti side Fell right on ma cunt Ah done a tripple somersault An a fuckin stunt
Lyin on ma back Lookin to the sky Then a burd bends down Looks me straight in the eye
She says "oh ma god, you're fuckin oot yir tree" Ah said "nae shit doll, it's fuckin plain tae see"
She didnae even even help She just walked awa I wiz on ma arse N couldnae stand ataa
Because ah ah ah ah Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin DJ Badboy's got baws o steel Bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Sayin Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin DJ Badboy's got baws o steel Bottle o Buckie and a fiver fuckin deal