Mothafuck you Steve! I can't even pretend You're a shitty f*cking person And a shitty f*cking friend
When I'm talking to girls You're always cock-blocking me You watch porn on my mac And then JERK OFF ON MY KEYS
Your breath always stanks Your facebook updates are gay When you go to the club You go 'round asking for Yay.
You're the worst f*cking driver You got crazy road rage You nearly killed that nun You kinda did it for fun NOW HERE ME SAY!
F*CK YOU STEVE! F*CK YOU STEVE! F*CK YOU STEVE! F*CK YOU STEVE!
You're a big anti-semite And a f*cking racist Like the time you laughed your ass off During Schindler's List
You suck ass at hoops You're always hogging the ball Why don't you just go away AND STOP BUGGING US ALL!
STEVE: Why you guys being so mean to me I'm just trying to be the best man that I can be
THAT'S WHY I F*CKED YOUR BITCH I F*CKED YOUR BITCH I DID SOME COKE AND THEN I F*CKED YOUR BITCH I F*CKED YOUR BITCH I F*CKED YOUR BITCH I DID SOME BLOW AND THEN I F*CKED YOUR BITCH!