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This is why I clop
This is why I clop
This is why
This is why
This is why I clop
This is why I clop
This is why I clop
This is why
This is why
This is why I clop
I clop to Nightmare Moon
That's a thousand years of plot
This is why
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This is why I clop
CMC be foals
But that don't mean they ain't hot
This is why
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This is why I clop

This is why I clop
And then I click save
But I don't rename it, 'cause tonight I'm feeling brave
Peeking dirty pony Tumblrs with a hoof down low
I clop 'till it hurts
But I'm still ready to go
Paheal is my site
Rule 34
Check it every single night
Somepony please upload more
But when I'm on a board
I flame on that shit
"MLP is sacred
Why'd you go and tarnish it?"
I'm a hypocrite and I suppose I shouldn't lie
What really gets me goin' is Ms. Pinkamina Pie
I guess I'm fucked up
And though I don't think that I'm gay
I clop to CaraxMac
When I have a bad day
Laptop under the covers makes browsin' such a breeze
No 502 errors or 404's, please
Got like nine tabs open, I'm surfin with ease
Don't ask about the tissues man I swear it was a sneeze

This is why I clop
This is why I clop
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This is why I clop
This is why I clop
This is why I clop
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This is why I clop
See a mare named Derpy
And I can't make my hoof stop
This is why
This is why
This is why I clop
Wonderbolts in the showers
And I know Ima drop
This is why
This is why
This is why I clop

This is why I clop
Two-legged girls won't do, man
How is a colt to get it up is she's a human?
Where are the hooves, the manes, the tails, and all the saddles?
Where is AJ gettin' it on with all the cattle?
I like my Clopfics nasty, the best ones are [Dark]
Show me one that's tame and I'll say "What a story, Mark."
Rarity gettin' just what she deserved from Spike
Crusaders bein raped when they're goin' on a hike
I don't really get why bronies (are) booin' and hissin'
You know they got it hard when they see two fillies kissin'
I guess I understand that they think that they need to protect
This little piece of themselves, their online MLP rep
But c'mon guys, seriously, let's love and tolerate
When somepony tells the truth we shouldn't spam them with hate
So now to summarize what this rap is all about:
I CLOP TO PONIES, DJnickbeta out

This is why I clop
This is why I clop
This is why
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This is why I clop
This is why I clop
This is why I clop
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I clop with a hoof
'Cause it's all that I got
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This is why I clop
Bondage is just weird,
But with ponies then it's not
This is why
This is why
This is why I clop

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