All the bronies are laughing at me 'cause I'm acting so awkwardly, I'm stuck; don't know what to do, But I think that I'm in love with you!
Please don't stare, 'cause I don't care, Who gives a damn if I love a mare, She keeps my lights on when it's gettin' dark, I'm her one special cutie mark!
d.notive:
The biggest problem with your philosophy, is that you're a grown man and not a pony. If you want her to love you that's your own deal, You know just as well that ponies aren't real.
[Chorus Break]
YAC:
I blog about her every time, When I feel like getting online, I check ED like I'm insane 'got all the pictures of her wet mane.
All the fillies just sing and dance! All I want is just one chance. I think that we were meant to be! Tell me baby, do you love me?
d.notive:
We all know that you know that you can't let it go It's a pony that you want but the universe says no it's a brony that you are but not a brony that you'll be if you ever go so far as to ever love a pony.
You're following her tumblr asking all you wanna know. ... but you're not a pony and refuse to let it show. Look, we know that it hurts, more than you will ever know. Just go back to reading clopfics, this love can never grow!