Oh Triggly you're so beast You're so beast you break the seats Hey Triggly! Hey Triggly!
Oh Triggly you're so based You are lost in time and space Hey Triggly! Hey Triggly!
Oh Triggly What's up Doc? Did you lose your bottle top? Hey Triggly! Hey Triggly!
Oh Triggly you're just jelly Get this hate speech in my belly
You heard there was a heathen speaking in your midst You got up on your feet, and what a fete that is You are what you eat, and you eat trolls, Triggly!
A faggot told you you have cancer of the soul The bad man said \"Boo hoo\" The lady said \"I know\" Now there's nothing left to do but thought control, Triggly!
Oh Triggly what a tricky time for you to be a gender fluid horse kin with gastric ADD Oh Triggly you're so slippery that must be the goo The car drives you, Triggly! It runs on you, Triggly Goo, Triggly! State of the art, Triggly
Why don't you shut your controlling station down And get back to the front of any given crowd And scream \"Off with his head\" We want them dead Triggly!
You'll shout abuse until they stop all this abuse \"Stop treating us like children. Where'd I put my juice?\" You took all the blue pills. You're on the loose, Triggly!
Oh Triggly what a sickly opportunity For a spastoplegic hog from Galactic Cluster B Oh Triggly did you see what youtube did to you? They Hijacked you, Triggly! They told the truth, Triggly You, Triggly... ...are Big Red Two, Triggly
Oh Triggly you're so fly Who ate all the fucking pies? Hey Triggly! Hey Triggly!
Oh Triggly you're so based Stuffed with crabstick flavoured paste Hey Triggly! Hey Triggly!
Oh Triggly you've got clout When's the fucking album out? Hey Triggly! Hey Triggly!
Oh Triggly, where's your manners? Check this bitch's hippocampus
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Oh Triggly what a prickly space for you to take A safety bubble base in seats 12 and 13 K Oh Triggly it's so fiddly dialling 911 With those chode thumbs Triggly You hot cross bun, Triggly Come, Triggly It's just for fun, Triggly
Oh Triggly what a fitting picture of an age A squitzophlemic mass of reverberating rage Oh Triggly would you mind if I respond in kind? Well fuck you too Triggly Pleased to meet you Triggly Do Triggly Thanks for the laugh Triggly