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Lupus Stupor
That we didn't vote for
Finally has been sunk
Like the cancerous skunk
That we always knew it was
Such a supine coastline
Leaves are on the grapevine
This next drink's on me
So long, Germany
There's plenty more fish in the sea

I was drunk and was not feeling well
When I wired you that cash from Krakow
Now I'm balancing the books and have to tell
The Nigerian prince to back off
We learned our lesson not to meddle in the centers
Of population density
Unless you're explicitly in it for the human slavery

You fuckin Circular Tricolore
Veto this you bastards!
How d'you like them plums?
And so spoke the scum
And the national income
So take your Groupthought Cold War
Shove it up your offshore holding company
Have fun with your spreadsheets
We'll be taking back the streets

I was on my way to Dusseldorf
When the train was hijacked by Isis
We apologised and gave them jobs
And it caused a financial crisis
When your continent resembles a placenta
Then it's time to cut the cord
I would rather shoot my foot
Than chop my head off with a sword

Because your Shoehorned Eunicorn
Turned out to be stillborn
And it pierced your sleeve
Why you make it breathe
Still remains a mystery
Because he's Cortisone Eurozone
Clouded by Cologne
With a thousand separate rules
About terrorist abuse
And all of them involve the Jews

So I'll remain
...in the UK
Inside a state in which democracy survives
And so will you if you will learn
And you can choose
To take it on the chin next time you lose

You fuckin Labrador Troubadour
Sophomoric Dinosaur
Hiking up the price on everything
Well I'm on a shoe string
So kiss me on my sovereign ring

You've got your Pseudo Trudeau
In your Quasi-Swaziland
Why d'you need us too?
What d'you actually do?
And why the fuck do we need
Eurosoap on a rope
Bodyscanned and rotoscoped
Soaked in quarantine
Feeding the machine
That produces magic beans

Lucifer's Usurper
Wouldn't touch it with yours
Neither would these tools
They'll make up some excuse
And blame the whole shebang on
Jupiter's Zookeeper
Ganymede's back gardener
Io's great outdoors
All this can be yours
I'll see you on Europa's shores

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