I might forget to wash my cup I might forget to hang your wet clothes up
the flat’s a mess and so are we but you and me are as good as we can be
I might have eaten all your cheese that’s fine but could you buy some please
the flat’s a mess and so are we but you and me are as good as we can be
I might have accidentally stretched your top I might have - wait the new one i just bought
the flat’s a mess and so are we but you and me are as good as we can be
I borrowed your toothbrush the other day wait what the heck that’s disgusting
the flat’s a mess and so are we but you and me are as good as we can be
I put a cactus in your bed (evan stands up and leaves)
the flat’s a mess and so are we but you and me are as good as we can be
interlude with whistle
I might forget to wipe my feet I put spiders in your bed and replaced your shampoo with mayonaise and unpaired all your socks and drew on your toys and vandalised your room and put beans in your shoes and ruined your dress..
:O
the flat’s a mess and so are we but you and me are as good as we can be