We walked around the park at night cause I couldn't afford to take you someplace nice. You wouldn't hold my hand No, I didn't understand It was cold outside. You looked up at the stars then into my eyes then back down at your phone and that's when I knew that pretty soon We'd both be alone. Let's not do this tonight Let's not do this tonight Let's just go grab a beer or two, I'm sure everything will be fine. Sorry you're a really nice guy but we're just leading two different lives I like that you stuck to the same values you had back in high school but I need a man who's a little more motivated than you And I hope we can still be friends as long as I never have to see your penis again We should see other people tonight We should see other people tonight There's more fish in the sea I'm sure you'll be fine No, what kind of stupid reason is that I bet there's another guy Who's got you on your back Okay I'm not fucking perfect but you never gave me a chance for improvement And I know that you were drunk that time you said you loved me. But doesn't that count for something something something something. Why are you quitting on me tonight? I swear if there is someone else I'll slash their tires. And then you'll see I was meant to be in your life. You wouldn't return my texts, and you were pretty bad at sex. You got drunk the first time I introduced you to my parents. You're so boring and you're not a nice guy You're passive aggressive and you have to be the center of attention all the time Well your friends suck You drink too much You quit on things when they get tough You always smell like cigarettes I told you I was gonna quit You're full of shit! You're full of shit! You're full of shit! Oh, let me go home Home is when I'm away from you Home, I don't wanna go home and just be alone in my room Home, let me go home Home is me and my friend shit-talking you.