Well it seems I've found myself against a wall Or a gate I've heard supposedly it's called What perilous adventures lie in wait a world away? Well I guess I'll never know, I might as well just go What's that? I hear a bell! The gate ascends!
So I'll protect with my shield and the Zweihander I wield For better or for worse I shall defend My dearest daughter and my wife, so adventuring's my life I'll journey on beyond the world's end! Until I find find for her A remedy or cure Then I'll make my way back home, but not today Today adventure guides my way
Confound it, stuck behind another wall... Well I guess this time it's actually a ball It seems my journey's over, I'll pack up and go back home But wait, the rolling's stopped Just when I thought I'd lost What fortune I have found along my way!
So I journey on across the land With shield and Zweihander Press onto Anor Londo just to take a tiny gander Well no one said there'd be so many knights with silver swords Oh good heavens! What am I to do? This is the end, I'm sure
That's when I saw him charge inside Charged in and left them all defeated with the Zweihander he wielded He flattened those brutes, felled them one by one I could scarce believe my eyes, the way he cut them down to size A spectacle, the likes I've never seen
And then just like that As if it were a flash He disappeared to fight another day Surely adventure guides his way
And so I traveled down to visit Blighttown Thought I'd search the poison swamp for what I could But when I ran out of moss, thought I'd finally seen the cost Of my adventuring, but that's when he apppeared He saved my life, when at last... Out of his pocket, pulled some grass He dropped it at my feet and walked away Why would such a valiant man do most anything he can To help me on my journey cross the realm?
Am I not enough? Is my Zwei not as tough? Do I require aid to see the day? The day adventure comes my way..