[Introduction - Syd] Hi, welcome to Fuckey Foods Umm, this lane is open if, if you need If you to check out Uhh, you're buying a pack of donuts and a pack of Diet Pepsi Sweet, okay makes sense
[Tyler] In this fucking line at Ralph's buying granola bars Left my member's card and now this shit gon have an extra charge This old bitch in front of me buying a color printer TV dinners, tampons, soy milk, paint thinner
[Domo] So here I am at the store for some chips That I'mma pay for with dimes, nickels and quarters and shit And I'm still high, so I'm tryna dip But I'mma cut through the line to get outta this bitch
[Tyler] What the fuck, who the fuck's this gay nigga in fake Gucci Jordan numbers, whatever Wood chain with a Jesus Hey you, what the fuck you think you doing
[Domo] Nigga fuck you I'm just eating Ruffles Gotta lotta stuff, fool So, why don't you fucking wipe that stupid look on your face
[Tyler] Don't make me shoot up this place with light sabers and guns And shoot caps at knee caps to make it harder to run And put your ankles in some boards and pissy water for fun
[Domo] Nigga, I'm a samurai, cut your skinny ass in half Look up at the aftermath Blow some fucking hash and laugh
[Tyler] I'm a fucking ninja and a jedi and I am from Compton Better pick a better option before these Nikes get to stomping Chomping at your oxygen chords You fat fake Kenan Thompson Like a virgin, cherry faggot, we could get it popping
[Domo] I bet you lock and drop it Faggot bitch, you ain't from Compton Dumbo ears, you Mary Poppin With the piece that Kel was rocking I will fucking beat your ass, box logos through the glass I'll hit you hooky like you skipping class Lee would get the math
[Tyler] Oh really You're silly giving tip drills to Nelly Get them Ruffles no Lays cause Kiara might kill me Aw, fuck this I'm grabbing two kitchen knives And stabbing this Ice Cube look-a-like to show you a nigga with attitude
[Domo] Wait, I heard about you from that other nigga Earl How you traveled to Milan and now it only likes girls I'll roundhouse you into a fucking basket Push you into an old lady bagging plastic Hope you get the message, I will stomp you into potholes And fill you up with shells but you're used to eating tacos
[Tyler] Oh, a Taco joke, Domo smoke, I heard Your album sound like some shit a fake Wiz Khalifa papa wrote I'm insulted, shit, damn, somebody grab the Charmin Nevermind these messages, Monica her nigga arming
[Domo] Swift-made switch blades made a big incision in him Red dot his forehead cause Riley's into Hinduism And hipsters who happen to be your listeners Doobies roll your booty ho Alexis know the truthy, bro
[Tyler] Oh, a Lexus I drive that all around The western hemisphere like all of Kiara's ex's And bet this, I'm a mothafucking monster Fuck talking, I'll stab you with this fucking rocket launcher
[Domo] When I cock the beam back, I'm aiming for Supreme hats Go to hell, I mean that, burn you like green backs
[Tyler] You don't mean that, you faggot I'll get your back and I'll snap it And strangle you with that fucking leather jacket Fall, bitch, give me everything, I'm taking all this And fleeing the sceneon Rufus, my evil walrus, bitch Fuck you, I'm out
[Domo] I'm high as fuck and I didn't call for all this I'mma get on my zombie shit, wait, here's my carcass
[Outro: Syd] Sir, sir, sir in the green hat sir You, you, you have to pay for that You have to, the Arizonas, you have to pay for those I fucking hate this job Fuck, clean up on aisle six