[[J.D.] Let's face the facts about me and you, A love unspecified. Though I'm proud to call you \"Chocolate Bear,\" The crowd will always talk and stare.
[Turk] I feel exactly those feelings, too And that's why I keep them inside. 'Cause this bear can't bear the world's disdain, And sometimes it's easier to hide, Than explain our
[J.D. and Turk] Guy love, That's all it is, Guy love, He's mine, I'm his, There's nothing gay about it in our eyes.
[Turk] You ask me 'bout this thing we share,
[J.D.] And he tenderly replies,
[Turk] It's guy love
[J.D. and Turk] Between two guys.
[Turk] We're closer than the average man and wife,
[J.D.] That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and J.D.
[Turk] You know I'll stick by you, for the rest of my life.
[J.D.] You're the only man who's ever been inside of me.
[Turk] Whoa, I just took out his apendix.
[J.D.] There's no need to clarify,
[Turk] Oh no?
[J.D.] Just let it grow more and more each day. It's like I married my best friend,
[Turk] But in a totally manly way.
[J.D. and Turk] Let's go! It's guy love, Don't compromise, The feeeling of some other guy, Holding up your heart, Into the sky.
[J.D.] I'll be there to care through all the lows.
[Turk] I'll be there to share the highs.
[J.D. and Turk] It's guy love, Between two guys.
[J.D.] And when I say, \"I love you, Turk,\" It's not what it implies.