[J.D.] Let's face the facts about me and you, A love unspecified. Though I'm proud to call you "Chocolate Bear," The crowd will always talk and stare. [Turk] I feel exactly those feelings, too And that's why I keep them inside. 'Cause this bear can't bear the world's disdain, And sometimes it's easier to hide, *[J.D. and Turk] Than explain our * Guy love, That's all it is, Guy love, He's mine, I'm his, There's nothing gay about it in our eyes. [Turk] You ask me 'bout this thing we share, [J.D.] And he tenderly replies, [Turk] It's guy love [J.D. and Turk] Between two guys. [Turk] We're closer than the average man and wife, [J.D.] That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and J.D. [Turk] You know I'll stick by for the rest of my life. [J.D.] You're the only man who's ever been inside of me. [Turk] Whoa, I just took out his apendix. [J.D.] There's no need to clarify, [Turk] Oh no? [J.D.] Just let it grow more and more each day. It's like I married my best friend, [Turk] But in a totally manly way. [J.D. and Turk]