I'm sick demented I came to represent it I rose from the grave I had a close shave The cops tried to lock me down 'cause the gloc they found Was stolen Thats how I'm rollin' Calvin Klein's no friend of mine So I don't like Marky Or the monarchy Don't start me up like a rolling stone Or I'll leave ya sulkin like Maculay Culkin in Home Alone
So get a grip like Steven Tyler I used to trip with the divine styler Back in the days there were Irish ways And Irish laws, stand up for the cause
(chorus) When it's time to rock a funky joint I'm on point When it's time to rock a funky jam I'm the man
(Danny Boy) Well it's the D to the A, double N Y BO Y, cause I rock shit like I run it in you It's a black day, avenge quick run get the vest ? I'm down with the Hill cause I still got the skill To turn the party out Its all about the skyscraper Your girl caught the vapors So I might videotape her I make a lot of papers so I don't have to scrape the Bottom of the barrel I rock fly apparel Now I could pull your car Stating up the Harley David - son I got the gun, so the drama, you could save it
Well it's the mad bum rushin' Funky with percussion From LA to Flushing I get your girlie blushin' I'll cutcha like a butcher, Well it ain't Joe the writer (?) The old rock a loop cause I'm super like Schneider
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I'm ill, retarded So don't get me started I might lose my cool Ya lose if we do Cause I can stomp a hole in the soul of a monk With the rhymes in my head and the beats in my trunk I got skill kid And I run the mill kid For all its worth, I'm gettin mines on Earth So step to the next head Or like Sadat X said 'He's gone and that's how it flows to be Don't stand so close to me!'