The Ballad of Applejack's Last Round up [derpy mix]
Well Derpy wrecked the roof With her clumsy little hooves So they had to get some Bits to fix it up Rainbow tried her best But Derpy is the best At derping up and making a big mess! AJ said she'd win the prize They stomped the ground and watched Her smile when she'd give it all away So she took the train to Canterlot Thot she'd go and win a lot For all her friends back there in Ponyville Well a week went by and they all cried When AJ scribed and said "Goodbye sayin' she wasnt coming back" Didn't know why but they Couldn't stand by so they ran out the door and the pegasus fly To search the town for Applejack Well poor little AJ lost her pride It made her hide it made her Cry she couldn't show her face again in town again She ran away cuz she lost the game and got a job for the pay Buckin' cherry trees for some bits And Cherry Jubiliee was just as nice as she Could be but Applejack was hiding facts and dodging questions So Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie Tried to get her to confess and put her to the test With cherry chimmy chongas Kumquat picklebarrel made her crack cuz She couldn't really take much more of that and so she said She tell them all what happened But she broke her Pinkie promise and Pinkie raged so they stole a cart and began to chase Cuz friendship is persistent Tears were shed and much was Said as AJ told the truth about the reason she left and said i'm sorry But it doesnt matter if you didnt win it's who ya are Beneath your skin wouldnt be the same here with out you
Cuz weeeeeee all love you... Here in Ponyville, Equestria weeeeeee all love you... Here in Ponyville, Equestria Cherry chimmy chonga Cherry chimmy chonga Cherry chimmy chonga Cherry chimmy chonga Kumquat picklebarrel Kumquat picklebarrel Cherry chimmy chonga Cherry chimmy chonga Cherry chimmy chonga Cherry chimmy chonga Kumquat picklebarrel Kumquat picklebarrel