Yellow Guy: [crying] Goodnight, guys. I miss you. Lamp: Ooh, somebody's sleepy. Yellow Guy: Huh? Lamp: [laughing] But that's silly! Yellow Guy: No! Lamp: How can you be sleepy if you don't know how to have dreams? Yellow Guy: No, I don't want to know. I...I don't want to know...how to have dreams! No! No! Lamp: Dreams are movies that live in your head. Yellow Guy: Stop! Lamp: Every night when you sleep in your bed. And you can have a dream about riding a horse. Yellow Guy: No! Lamp: Or you can have a dream about drowning in oil. Yellow Guy: No! No! No! No more songs! [wakes up] Lamp: Oh, looks like somebody's having a bad dream! A bad dream! Bad dream! A bad dream! A bad dream! Scene 2: Red Guy Wakes Up Red Guy 2: Hey! Can you file these files please? Red Guy: Uh...yeah, sure. Uh, ha, hey! But, uh, wouldn't it be funny if, um, one of these files came alive? Ha, here. \"I am a file and...you put documents in me.\" And, um... \"A-doo-da-doo, a file. A...a funny...silly file...a-doo-doo-doo...\" You know, it did it like a song-? Red Guy 2: No. That sounds really boring. indistinct chatter in the bar Red Guy 3: And I was like, \"Yeah, that's not even the same bucket\". Red Guys: [laughter] Red Guy 3: A bucket, friend. Red Guy 4: I am the cool guy, I guess: laid back and sad. Nowadays I hurt my leg to death. [indistinct chatter amongst Red Guys] Red Guy at Piano: Huh? Well, that's rude. No clothes. Red Guy: What's your favorite idea? Mine is being creative. How do you get the idea? I just try to think creatively. When you look at this orange, tell me please, what do you see? \"It's just a boring old orange!\" Well maybe to you, but not to me. I see a silly face- Red Guys: Boo! Boo! Red Guy: -walking around and smiling at me. \"I don't see what you mean.\" 'Cause you're not thinking creatively. Red Guys: I don't like it! Really, not good! Boo! Boo! Red Guy: Take a look at my hair, I use my hair to express myself. Red Guy 5: It's not very good at all! Not good! Red Guy: I use my hair to express myself.... Red Guys: [booing] I don't like it! [indistinct booing] Go away! Go away! You're not good! Scene 3: Red Guy Finds the Machine Microphone: Don't stop now, friend! Your voice is music to my face! Red Guy: What? Boombox: Gahhhhh? Lamp: And you can have a dream about eating a treat. And you can have a dream about buying a hat. And you can have a dream about losing your friends. And you can have a dream about burning your friend- Tony: Time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear it on your wrist. Yellow Guy: What? You?! Tony: The past is far behind us. The future doesn't exist. Time went new and got old like history. Stuff from the past went into a mystery. Yellow Guy: You made me die! Tony: But look, a- Colin: Computer! I'm a computer-y guy! Yellow Guy: [turns all computer-y] AH! Colin: Everything made out of buttons and wires. I'd like to show ya- Shrignold: -why we're here and what's it all about you've no idea. Yellow Guy: NO! Shrignold: And everywhere you look, all you see is hatred and darkness, death, and- Steak Guy: High-string beef? High-string beef makes your teeth go gr-grey! Yellow Guy: AH! Can Guy: It doesn't matter, just throw it away! Why not try some- Duck Guy: -fish on my tray? WHAT? WHERE AM I? Planets Guy: We are in the universe. Planets live inside the moon. A rocketship can go to space. A rocketship can go to the moon! Sports Guy: Sports! Ball! Let's play sports! Cricket ball! Red card! Magnet Guy: I'm a magnet! And I'm friends with metal, I attract it! And it's my best friend! Shovel Guy: Let's dig a hole at the bottom of- Yellow Guy: Make it stop! Saxophone Guy: Ba-da-ba-doo-boop! I'll teach you how to buy a canoe! File Guy: I am a file and you put documents in me! Traffic Lights Guy: -for go but red is for not go. You can get crushed by a bus- Gel Guy: Let's learn about gel! I know about gel! Cigarette Guy: -stinky mouth! Boombox: Music is your favorite thing! Yellow Guy: [crying] I don't like this! Red Guy: [sees Roy] Ugh! Yellow Guy: [crying/screaming] Roy: [heavy breathing] Red Guy: [pulls plug] I wonder what will happen. New Sketchbook: What's your favorite idea-