Well I'm a piece of white trash living in the suburbs working minimum wage 'cause I'm dumber than a turd dropped out of fifth grade living on welfare I don't have an ID but I don't really care I couldn't find a job it really was quite tiring and then I saw an ad ice cream man now hiring I took my mother's mini-van I stole that piece of crap boom kiddies the ice cream man is back I am the ice cream man Running over kids in my mini-van Well I'm driving down the street shootin' kids with a 40 Listen in closely This is a good story I guess a little skaterpunk didn't really like me I said "What you want?" and he said "Bite me!" so I took the scooper and shoved it up his pooper and he's been limping for days and I just sat I sat and laughed as the little punk waddled away I am the ice cream man Running over kids in my mini-van